my girlfriend is like my life, i dont have a life.
"oh you’re not doing anything so i guess you can help me with th-“
I wish I could illegally download clothes
I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated
the sexual tension between me and no one
going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face